Wed 7:03pm - New Author

The aforementioned Scott here. After reading the interminable novel Tom is preparing I, much like Fox News, wanted to provide some fair and balanced comentary. I'm observing Tom with intense jealousy as he enjoys the other half of his stromboli (which totally looks like a giant pretzel filled with deliciousness). He wanted me to inform you that the flight attendant even gave him extra napkins. I'm considering leaving him out in the middle of a cornfield somewhere just south of Denver International Airport, but my murderous rage will likely dissipate as I enjoy the extra bag of snacks he gave me. While a poor substitute, I do enjoy salted snacks.